Rainbow

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Rainbow
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
Stephen Jrs. great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, paternal Grandfather soars high over Noah's Ark. That might not be enough "greats," so just do the math until you get to about 5,000 years ago.

Rainbows are made in the sky by God when He is happy,[1][2] usually when a liberal has just slipped in some mud or when Stephen Colbert has nailed a particularly stupid guest. They are simply God's way of frowning at gay people.Episode #531

In recent years, the homosexual population has tried to steal the rainbow for their symbol. This is ridiculous, as everyone knows their true symbol is a face of shame.

[edit] References

  1. ↑ http://www.first-school.ws/activities/bible/rainbow.htm
  2. ↑ http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%209:8-17&version=31;




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