Rahm Emanuel
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Rahm Emanuel
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| Party | Democrat |
| Birth | November 29, 1959 |
| Birthplace | France |
| Religion | Jewish |
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| Occupation | Coward |
| Spouse | Amy |
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| Fun Fact #1 | Hates re-election |
| Fun Fact #2 | Friend of Hillary and Friend of Barack; all atwitter about 2008!!! |
| Fun Fact #3 | Lost part of a finger in a meat slicer at Arby's. |
Rahm "Rahmbo" Emanuel is currently the Chief of Staff Of The Obama Administration. From this honored seat Rahm will no doubt perfect the arts of shipping deceased amphibians and kneecapping conservative stalwarts. In his former positions as top salesman for the state of Illinois and Chairman of the Democratic Caucus Rahm cooked kosher delicacies for his office staff. Recently, as Chairman he ordered new Democrat members of the House of Representatives to hide from late night pundit Stephen Colbert because the Better Know A District could obliterate the Democrat stranglehold on Congress
| He said don’t do it … it’s a risk and it’s probably safer not to do it... | 
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Evidently, Mr. Emanuel likes bossing around black women.
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[edit] Questions Stephen Should Ask Rahm, When He Finally Shows Up For His Nailing
- Why do you hate our troops?
- Who's afraid of the big brass balls?
- President Bush, great president, or the greatest president?
- Obama Or Clinton? Just answer the question.
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[edit] Benefits of Mr. Emanuel's Edict
Only Republicans will be on the show!
[edit] Contact Mr. Emanuel
| “When Barry met Rahm” |
- His Washington Office
- 1319 Longworth House Office Building
- Washington, DC 20515
- phone: 202-225-4061
- fax: 202-225-5603
- His Chicago Office
- 3742 West Irving Park Road
- Chicago, IL 60618
- phone: 773-267-5926
- fax: 773-267-6583
[edit] External Links
- Part 1
- Part 2
- Rahmbo is a polluter!
- Rahmbo Crushes Health Care
- Rahm Emanuel is a Sekret Kapo Joo!
- Rahm Emanuel is a Sekret Ogre
- Rahmbo to hunt down Joe Wilson
| This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report". Until Rahm Emanuel gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Rahm Emanuel by unloading your gut onto this page. |
