Rabbit
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
A non-spheroid object as proven by the mathematician Dr. Stephen Colbert, DFA. Spheres do not have holes. As Dr. Colbert noted in his research, you get more rabbits because they do have holes.
It's also best not to follow white ones.
[edit] Why Rabbits Are Evil
Although rabbits may appear to be cute and cuddly, they are actually evil-hearted, and often times deadly:
- Ancient Chinese legends told that there was a rabbit that lived on the moon, and every year, in honor of said rabbit, ye Ancient Ones created a treat called 睪丸. Also every year, thousands of ye Ancient Ones would die... from choking on 睪丸.
- The Great Chicago Fire of 1871 is widely believed to have been started when Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicked over a lantern in her barn. However, tragedy buffs today have beliefs based on conclusive evidence that the lantern was actually kicked over by a tiny rabbit. This shows that not only are rabbits evil, but they also like to frame perfectly innocent cows.
- Furthermore, Fidel Castro was born in the Chinese Year of the Rabbit, and was known to carry a rabbit's foot around his neck for good luck. Therefore, rabbits are commies. Nice going rabbits!
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