Quebecois Language
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Quebecois Language
est trop Français
veuillez l'éditer pour le rendre plus vrai dans les tripes

Quebecois Language
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

French-Canadians aka Québécois speak french in a way that no outsider understands. It is a special communist coded language created to help Stalin defeat the US troops. It ressembles french a little, but the pronounciation is different, and some vocabulary is different. Here are some examples if you want to speak the Québécois language (pronounciation in parenthesis):

ExamplesEdit

• They are very polite and often say "tabarnak" (ta-ber-nach), which means "thank you".
• When speaking in the second person, always use "tu" twice like in "tu veux tu".
• When meeting a girl, always say "crisse de plotte" (chris the plot) when leaving, which means you had a pleasant evening.
• You should always try to dress like a "chienne a jacques" (she-N-ah-jach).
• When asking someone if they speak english, just ask "etes-vous une tête carée?" (het-vuu--un--teet--ka-ray)

See AlsoEdit

• Quebec
• Canada
• Montreal Canadiens