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Protestants are a group of various religions which just didn't have the gravitas to handle Papal Infallibility. This includes Lutherans.

They are not members of the One True Religion. However, they are going to Heaven because they have made peace with Our Glorious Stephen after letting Stephen have the last strip of bacon. Stephen was then touched by the Protestants giving up the most heavenly food for him, he had a small negotiation with God and all diputes with the Protestants were settled.


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