Pro-life
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Pro Baby Jesus. The Pro-Life view holds that Abortion is the Murder of Babies. This is also known as the Correct View. It is held by all real Republicans and real Americans. Some say "moderate" Republicans don't actually support the murder of innocent babies. These are just Democrats in disguise. Bears, oddly enough, have been seen with Pro-Lifers growling at those entering abortion clinics.
Be warned though, once you're out of the womb, you're fair game!
