Prince Edward Island
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
The "Great" Province of Prince Edward Island 
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| Capitol: | Charlottotetown |
| Official Flower: | Stink blossum |
| Official Language: | english |
| Official Animal: | burtle |
| Official Beer: | moonshine |
| Motto: | wu tang clan aint nothing to fuck with |
| Nickname: | the island |
| Governor General: | Barbara hag |
| Official Anthem: | thunderstruck |
| Population: | 137 |
| Standard MPH: | 50 |
| Principal imports: | hookers, blow and japanese students |
| Principal exports: | potatoes and seniors |
| Principal industries: | add stuff here-14 |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Birthplace of kent brockmen |
| Fun Fact # 2: | prince edward island is the setting for the series of books anne frank of green gables |
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[edit] Prince Edward Island History
Prince Edward Island is the only place in Canada, that is truly safe from bears. Though there have been rumors that this was the place that Canada was formed, THAT IS ALL A LIE. The True significance of Prince Edward Island was that in 1867 (the year Canada was formed) a massive conference was held regarding PEI's Identity. Islanders were upset that they had no national identity, even the satanic bears that controlled the rest of Canada wanted nothing to do with them, After an unsuccessful attempt to mix bread with the Burtle the islanders had had enough. They decided to create their own identities with the fictitious stories of Anne of Greengables. Since no large animals had wanted to goto the island and live with those dirty people they now rely on the only source of food they had, the only source of food they still make today, potatoes. But God has punished these dirty people not even the Burtle's like, the island is sinking, every year getting closer and closer to death, but islanders are optimistic on trying to aqua farm potatoes.
[edit] Prince Edward Island Today
A giant pile of red dirt, some moldy potatoes and a lot of red haired children ... Coincidence ??? You decide
[edit] Prince Edward Island Landmarks
- Potatoes.
- A Bridge.
- There used to be this big rock shaped like an elephant too, but it's now been destroyed by terrorists.
[edit] Famous People From Prince Edward Island
Lucy Maud Montgomery - author of the Anne of Green Gables series of books.
[edit] A Typical Day In Prince Edward Island
There is nothing to do.
Most start drinking by age 10.
[edit] Strange Laws in Prince Edward Island
When you are on a two lane highway, you drive in the passing lane.
When you are passing a car, you pass to the right, with or without a turning lane.
Yellow means go.
Red means go.
Green means stop, look both ways, wait 30 seconds, then go.
