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Executive/Cabinet
is the cabinet post or job
of the United States of America

Like the wardrobe in Narnia, opening the door to the Presidential Cabinet reveals a world of wonder!

The President's Cabinet
Department	Responsibilities	Secretary
Department of Agriculture	In charge of Manuel, the White House Gardener	Secretary Mike Johanns
Department of Commerce	Keeps track of the number of shopping days left 'till Christmas.	Secretary Carlos Gutierrez
Department of Defense	Protects us from EVIL!	Secretary Robert Gates
Department of Education	Not sure...something with books. See also Office of Christianity, a Sub-Department of the Department of Education	Secretary Margaret Spellings Under-Secretary of Virginality Dr. James Dobson
Department of Energy	Makes the coffee.	Secretary Samuel W. Bodman
Department of Health and Human Services	In charge of the hookers.	Secretary Michael O. Leavitt
Homeland Security	Stops terrorists by throwing large barrels of money at them.	Secretary Michael Chertoff
Department of Housing and Urban Development	Also known as Department of Hip-Hop.	Secretary Alphonso Jackson, Insane Clown Posse
Department of the Interior	In charge of the White House cleaning staff.	Secretary Dirk Kempthorne
Torture	Has ways of making you talk!	Attorney General Alberto Gonzales
Department of Labor	Makes babies! (Except for its Secretary, who was too busy "serving" the Greatest President - EVER!)	Secretary Elaine Chao hearts Mitch McConnell. How gross is that?
State	In charge of insulting foriegn people.	Secretary Condoleezza Rice
Department of Transportation	Keeps the van gassed up!	Deputy Secretary Maria Cino
Department of Treasury	Counts the money.	Secretary Henry M. Paulson, Jr.
Department of Veterans Affairs	No duties under this administration.	Secretary Jim Nicholson

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Cabinet Rank Members

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