Prescott Pharmaceuticals

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Prescott Pharmaceuticals
is brought to you by The Prescott Group


The last word in medicine, because Prescott is often, literally, our patients' last word.


Ask your doctor if Vaxadrone™ is right for you. And if he says no, see another doctor.
Prescotts new generic drug.


"Remember, if it's childproof, it's not Prescott!™"Episode #300

Prescott Pharmaceuticals is a division of The Prescott Group, and the makers of Vaxadrin, Vaxadrine, Vaxadrone (coming soon: Vaxadrone for baboons), Vaxa-Smacks, Vaxa-Dream, Vaxadril, Vaxachub, Vaxascab, Vaxasom, Vaxamaxx, Vaxamamm,Vaxacrest,Atomo Kleen, Drug, Liquid Launch, Vaxadoodle, "The first dog surgeon" and Vaxaconda.

Prescott Pharmaceuticals is a proud sponsor of Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A..

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Prescott Pharmaceuticals:
guaranteed to change your life,
and possibly your genetic code.
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~ Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.


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Prescott Pharmaceuticals:
The tingling tells you it's working,
the class action lawsuit tells you it's Prescott.
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~ Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.


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Prescott Pharmaceuticals:
Good for what ails you.
And in some cases, actually what ails you.
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~ Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.



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Prescott Pharmaceuticals:
We sincerely apologize
about that whole zombie thing.
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~ Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.


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Prescott Pharmaceuticals:
You probably went blind
even without our products.
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~ Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.


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Prescott Pharmaceuticals:
where you're a customer for life, no matter how short that will be.
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~ Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A.


[edit] The Prescott Promise™

The Prescott Promise™ is the promise from Prescott PharmaceuticalsEpisode #300:

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We never test on animals, or anything else©
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~ Prescott Phamaceuticals
Template:If you have a problem, we have a pill for that. If you don't have a problem, we have a pill for that too!

[edit] Personal Testimonials

"I trust Prescott! I wanted to regrow my hair and IT WORKED! Just not where I wanted it, like on my head but now I can braid my genitals! HOW COOL IS THAT?!"

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