"Remember, if it's childproof, it's not Prescott!™"Episode #300
Prescott Pharmaceuticals is a division of The Prescott Group, and the makers of Vaxadrin, Vaxadrine, Vaxadrone (coming soon: Vaxadrone for baboons), Vaxa-Smacks, Vaxa-Dream, Vaxadril, Vaxachub, Vaxascab, Vaxasom, Vaxamaxx, Vaxamamm,Vaxacrest,Atomo Kleen, Drug, Liquid Launch, Vaxadoodle, "The first dog surgeon", Vaxaconda, Vacsaband, Ablibalify, and Vaxamalgum.
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and possibly your genetic code.
The tingling tells you it's working,
the class action lawsuit tells you it's Prescott.
Good for what ails you.
And in some cases, actually what ails you.
We sincerely apologize
about that whole zombie thing.
You probably went blind
even without our products.
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The Prescott Promise™Edit
The Prescott Promise™ is the promise from Prescott PharmaceuticalsEpisode #300:
Personal Testimonials Edit
"I trust Prescott! I wanted to regrow my hair and IT WORKED! Just not where I wanted it, like on my head but now I can braid my genitals! HOW COOL IS THAT?!"
"My skin was blotchy in a very *sensitive* area. Thanks to Prescott, I no longer have to worry about 'down there.' Because I no longer have legs or an abdomen." -- Mary Plumber
VAXA Product LineEdit
Due to pending lawsuits from VÄXA, Prescott Pharmaceuticals will discontinue their VAXA products... But not everything is bad news, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. is proud to announce that Prescott Pharmaceuticals is proud to introduce their VACSA product line!