Post-Celine Traumatic Disorder (malady)

1. an affliction of such horrifying symptoms that the only thing that offers any solace is the music of Celine Dion^{Episode #522}

Related to: Mary Hart-induced Seizure Disorder

After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Post-Celine Traumatic Disorder