Portugal
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The Kingdom of Portugal 
A group of Portugeese leaving Iraq | |
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| Capitol: | Luis Figo's house. |
| National Flower: | The Hymen of a 12 year old...that's about as long far as they get until they're married off for 25 gallons of milk. |
| Official Language: | Spanish with a cleft pallet. |
| National Bird: | The brown breasted Prostitute |
| Country Motto: | If there's grass on the field, play ball! |
| Nickname: | Spain's Oregon. |
| Governor: | Jesus |
| National Anthem: | This Little Light of Mine |
| Population: | 10 million people 12 families. |
| Standard MPH: | 40 Mainland 110 on the islands. |
| Principal imports: | Living Animals |
| Principal exports: | Dead Animals, Cristiano Ronaldo, Nani |
| Principal industries: | Meat packing... and the linguisa isn't bad either. |
| Fun Fact # 1: | The Portuguese are world's second largest consumer of garlic, they are only bested by those sweaty Italian fruits. |
| Fun Fact # 2: | To recieve a lawful divorce in Portugal a woman is required to fill out the proper paper work and show sufficient evidence that her husband has hit her with an object wider than a frying pan. |
Portugal is a peninsula in Europe. It is Spain's Oregon. The Portuguese capital is Lisbon, named for the First Queen of Portugal, Lesbonia. Some famous explorers came from there. It is thought that one of them, Amerigo Vespucci, invented Brazil.
Portugal is referred to as a "country" by some; to others, such as Americans and other It-getters, it is nonexistent and pointless. Its soccer team couldn't even beat France in the 2006 World Cup, and France never wins anything.
This country is a member of the European Union, making the official languages Welsh and French.
[edit] Military History
Portugal is a proud member of the Coalition of the Willing.[1]
Portual has also been involved in various other minor military endeavors that are not worthy of mention.
[edit] References
- ↑ Sadly infected with a mass epidemic liberal disorder, Portugal withdrew its troops from Iraq in 2005 to watch some stupid soccer-like game.
