Pornography (aka Porno, Porn, Pr0n, etc.) is a nasty, filthy, dirty, shameful, big business around the world. It consists of anything and everyting from nasty filthy films, videos, books, photos, drawings, sketches, flip books, paintings, sculpture, performance art, plays, operas, websites, or language that Liberals, Terrorists and Democrats watch and sometimes engage in. You know it when you see a liberal doing the nasty.
Pornography is the comfort zone and dwelling place of Democrats and liberals which usually shows two elephants reproducing. While it technically can't be defined, you'll know it when you see it. There is no other place Democrats prefer to be than basking in the warm glow of their pornography. Imported from Europe by the Democrats, porn infects the weak minded liberal and attempts to corrode this great society built on the shining Republican morals. Our savior George W. Bush fights the scourge of porn everyday and has never viewed any himself. If you don't watch porn then your penis will fall off when you are about to have sex because it isn't used to the nakedness of a woman. And you revert back to a more primitive and simple mindset. Then you begin to plan to use nukes to blow up the world.
Porn was imported from Europe in 1959 by the Kennedy family to indulge in with oils and drugs and to help as propaganda for the Democratic cause. Republicans have been fighting it like holy warriors ever since.
The Internet is not for porn! The Internet is not for porn!!! Why you think the net was born?
The war on pornEdit
The issue of pornography has divided the feminism movement. As more and more of the second wave feminists decided to support the war on pornography around the 1990s, it lead to a backlash and third wave feminists were spawned.
Jesus' Argument Against PornographyEdit
Argument #1 Let's be serious here: porn is gross. People do dirty things and you sit around and masturbate. Ew. Plus, you'll go blind and get hairy palms.
Argument #2 Pornography is an addiction to sex. Addictions lead to bad things. Sex addiction leads to rape, just like, smoking pot funds terrorism and cocaine use leads to starting a Columbian Drug Cartel.
Sub-Genres of PornEdit
There are many types of porn all of which makes The Baby Jesus cry. However, Jesus (the older, more learned version of His Babiness) would love the sinners involved in heterosexual porn or lesbian porn or orgy porn, but none of the abominations involved in gay porn.
Of the vast spectrum of porn (which can be found on the internets) there are two which seem to push the tolerance-ness of His Holy One: Japanese porn and German porn. Essentially, Japanese porn has stretched the boundaries of what can acceptably inserted into the human body. Whereas German porn enthusiasts believe that all that comes out of the human body can be fetishized.
For more in-depth information, please see the two following sections.
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