Pornography

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W A R N I N G ! ! !
Pornography
is for mature eagles only!
Careful, it is hot.

W A R N I N G ! ! !
Pornography
is not intended for drunken frat boys

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Pornography
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

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Pornography (aka Porno, Porn, Pr0n, etc.) is a nasty, filthy, dirty, shameful, big business around the world. It consists of anything and everyting from nasty filthy films, videos, books, photos, drawings, sketches, flip books, paintings, sculpture, performance art, plays, operas, websites, or language that Liberals, Terrorists and Democrats watch and sometimes engage in. You know it when you see a liberal doing the nasty.

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Republicans (and other Real Americans) do not watch such as it is very upsetting to the Baby Jesus and makes him cry.

Bill "Satan" Clinton about to indulge in pornographic acts.

Pornography is the comfort zone and dwelling place of Democrats and liberals which usually shows two elephants reproducing. While it technically can't be defined, you'll know it when you see it. There is no other place Democrats prefer to be than basking in the warm glow of their pornography. Imported from Europe by the Democrats, porn infects the weak minded liberal and attempts to corrode this great society built on the shining Republican morals. Our savior George W. Bush fights the scourge of porn everyday and has never viewed any himself. If you don't watch porn then your penis will fall off when you are about to have sex because it isn't used to the nakedness of a woman. And you revert back to a more primitive and simple mindset. Then you begin to plan to use nukes to blow up the world.

[edit] History

European Porn

Porn was imported from Europe in 1959 by the Kennedy family to indulge in with oils and drugs and to help as propaganda for the Democratic cause. Republicans have been fighting it like holy warriors ever since.

[edit] The Internet

The Internet is not for porn! The Internet is not for porn!!! Why you think the net was born?

[edit] The war on porn

In 2005 the Greatest President Ever declared war on porn[1]

America's internets are currently winning the war on porn as evidenced in this news story by America, Jr. [2]

The issue of pornography has divided the feminism movement. As more and more of the second wave feminists decided to support the war on pornography around the 1990s, it lead to a backlash and third wave feminists were spawned.

[edit] Jesus' Argument Against Pornography

Argument #1 Let's be serious here: porn is gross. People do dirty things and you sit around and masturbate. Ew. Plus, you'll go blind and get hairy palms.

Argument #2 Pornography is an addiction to sex. Addictions lead to bad things. Sex addiction leads to rape, just like, smoking pot funds terrorism and cocaine use leads to starting a Columbian Drug Cartel.

[edit] Trivia

Typical liberal porn, censored for the children

No one likes to look at Jenna Haze (especially good Americans) and she is not hot but is a sinner.
"The Great Porn Book" is passed from top Dem to top Dem.
Porn is not truthiness because it does not feel right.