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Poon-Tang!"


Grampy

Grampy, this entry is dedicated to you.

When I was just a child, it was my greatest ambition to someday be the person to write the Poon-Tang entry for a great reference work. An unusual ambition, you say? Perhaps. But it was my dear grandfather who used to toddle me on his knee (I believe it was his knee), and sing to me what he used to call "The Sweet Poontang Song":



Nigga!!

Sally in the holler
Franny in the Glen
They're the best piemakers
There have ever been
Spend the week a-makin' pie for all the men
Take a nap on Sundy then they're bakin' again


Poontang pie! Poontang pie!
Ain't nothin so sweet as Poontang Pie!
So easy to make an' I'll tell you why
Everybody got a piece o' Poontang Pie!


Lord, gimme a woman
Make her five feet tall
Not too big, but not too small
And one more thing in the middle of it all
Gimme a little piece of that Poontang Pie!



Gramps would sing that song and we'd laugh and laugh. The queer old bastard.

The Poon-tang River, completely coincidentally, is a river in Vietnam. During the Vietnam War, many American GIs bathed in the Poon-tang River.

NIIIIGGGAAA

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