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[edit] Playboy: God bless their whoring souls

Called "Papa Bear's Mag of Choice"

[edit] Good Old American Fun

Playboy is one of the cornerstones of American Society. There is nothing wrong with basking in the glow of a woman who cut into herself to increase her appeal to men. There is no shame in viewing a womans baby hole. Colbert aproves, as does Papa Bear, as long as you do not touch your no-no stick. That makes Baby Jesus weep tears of blood.

[edit] Famous Americans who Posed Nude in Playboy

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Tubes

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