Plato

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Plato was an ancient Greek philosopher who laid the philosophical foundations of the Homosexual Agenda, communism, NAMBLA and liberalism with his treatise The Republic.

There is a common misconception that there is some form of connection between The United States Republican Party and Plato's perverted liberal rant The Republic. This is an absolute fallacy, it is a undisbuted fact among linguistic circles that the American word Republican derives from the English expression "Reputable American", a term of endearment used by the British to distinguish members of God's Own Party from filthy liberals.

The Republic suggests ridiculous notions such as

• the rule of a small band of rich people who only respect money is a bad thing.

• gender is irrelevant to aptitude for the professions and declares that women ought to be educated along with the men.

• knowledge is justified true belief, and other fact-huggery

• women should perform their military exercises naked alongside men... well, that last one's okay