Plato has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Plato
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Despite what you may have heard
Plato
Is totally not gay!

Be careful when reading
Plato
as it might have something to do with thinking...

Plato was an ancient Greek philosopher who laid the philosophical foundations of the Homosexual Agenda, communism, NAMBLA and liberalism with his treatise The Republic.

There is a common misconception that there is some form of connection between The United States Republican Party and Plato's perverted liberal rant The Republic. This is an absolute fallacy, it is a undisbuted fact among linguistic circles that the American word Republican derives from the English expression "Reputable American", a term of endearment used by the British to distinguish members of God's Own Party from filthy liberals.

The Republic suggests ridiculous notions such as

• the rule of a small band of rich people who only respect money is a bad thing.

• gender is irrelevant to aptitude for the professions and declares that women ought to be educated along with the men.

• knowledge is a distinct capacity from belief, and other fact-huggery

• women should perform their military exercises naked alongside men... well, that last one's okay