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"Pirates"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.


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Yo! Ho!
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Pirates (PIE-rat) are a race of mythological aquatic humanoids created by Liberals and Communists to support their hair-brained theories of global warming and evolution and to celebrate their hatred of Our Lord and Savior.

Fascist propaganda tells stories about pirates celebrating larceny, alcoholism, and poor speech habits, all known properties of Liberals (created in their own image, one would say).


Pirates Have Their Own Special Day!Edit


Who Chooses To Become A Pirate And WhyEdit

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Where One Can Find A PirateEdit

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How To Spot A PirateEdit

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ass pirates prep to swab each others poop decks

Some recognizable traits of Pirates include:

  • cybernetic augmented arms and legs
  • eye patches
  • pet birds
  • jet packs
  • excessive use of the word "poop-deck"
  • Anyone who uses Limewire
  • Somali pirates are known to smell of poop[1]



Famous PiratesEdit

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Get this gay crap off me!
  • Black Beard, a famous fearsome pirate
  • Captain Hook, a famous pedo-pirate
  • Sean Fanning, a famous music pirate
  • Robert Reed, a famous heiny pirate
  • Ted Haggard, a famous reverend/butt pirate
  • Captain Jack Swallow, the most famous butt pirate






What Pirates Do During Working HoursEdit

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Spending 4 months at sea with a boatload of homos will do things to you.
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What Pirates Do in Their Spare TimeEdit

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Famous Series of Tubes PiratesEdit

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A Call for War:
The Internet Pirates are coming

See Also Edit

External TubesEdit



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