Piranha

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

A godless, unstoppable killing machine. If you see one, it's already too late. The only known predator of both the Shark, Eagle, American, and Bear alike.

Did you know there has never been a documented death-by-piranha?

Gruesome death awaits us all if they work out how to use Stem Cells

[edit] See also

• Things that will kill you

Piranha is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

Animal Terrorists Bees ♦ Birds ♦ Blue Fish ♦ Firefly ♦ Guerrilla ♦ Moonbat ♦ Raccoons ♦ Rats ♦ Squirrel ♦ Unicamel Animals Allied With Godless Killing Machines Bats ♦ Bearcat ♦ Big Foot ♦ Buffalo ♦ Burtles ♦ Crocodile ♦ Fox ♦ Hamster ♦ Pelican ♦ Piranha ♦ Rhinocerous ♦ Skunkape ♦ Squid Gay Animals Blue Dog ♦ Box Turtle ♦ Ferret ♦ Flamingo ♦ Jellyfish ♦ San Francisco Marsh Mouse ♦ Sheep ♦ Snakes ♦ Snail Animals Exposed On The Report Barracuda ♦ Bats ♦ Bobcats ♦ Moose ♦ Owls ♦ Penguin ♦ Rabbit ♦ Robot Cows ♦ The Poopacabra ♦ Uniwhale Animals That Are Assholes American Hippopotamus ♦ Camel Spider ♦ Cryptosporidium ♦ Dingo ♦ Dinosaur ♦ Feral Parrots ♦ Monkey ♦ Pigeons ♦ Tiktaalik ♦ Starfish