Pierce Bush

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Great Future Greatest President Ever or The Greatest Future Greatest President Ever? Pierce Bush seen here dispensing knowledge to the liberal media.

Pierce Bush is the Greatest President, George W. Bush's nephew. He will or shall (pick one) be the future Greatest President Ever. He looks too much like Uncle George W. Bush not to.

[edit] Pierce Bush Fountain of Knowledge Foundation

The Pierce Bush Fountain of Knowledge Foundation is dedicated to spreading knowledge to underprivileged kids worldwide.

Current Directors:

• Pierce Bush, Chairman
• Billy Bush, entertainment director
• Paris Hilton, Co-chair
• Britney Spears
• Anna Nicole Smith
• Jessica Simpson
• Michael Moore
• Al Franken
• Gary Coleman
• Monica Crowley
• Angelina Jolie Goodwill Ambassador
• Jon Stewart, Stenographer
• Dr. Stephen Colbert is an Associate Director and the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation makes annual contributions.