Most manly things have come from this city, such as the Constitution, Rocky Balboa, Marines, littering, and delicious grease-afied Cheesesteaks, the Founding Fathers decided Philly was too awesome to be America's capital,so they changed it to the less awesome Washington D.C..
From April 14 to April 17, 2008, the city of Philadelphia hosted Our Glorious Stephen! Officially called The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia City of Brotherly Crunch!
Unlike most American Cities, Philadelphia is ruled by a Fresh Prince. Although the current prince has been known to taint American ears with hippity-hop, he has generally redeemed himself by fending off invading aliens and saving the life of Ulysses Grant by means of an elaborate 19th century flying apparatus.
It has been spotted that many New York and Pittsburgh sports fans come in, and never come out.