Phil Collins
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.

Does Phil Collins
make you horny, baby?

Phil Collins
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Phil Collins is most famous for being a member of Genesis. Genesis is a band that wrote artsy, progressive rock songs about the first book of the Bible. It was started by Peter Gabriel and a less important guy named Michael Rutherford. Collins replaced Gabriel as lead singer and frontman for the band after Gabriel ascended into Heaven.

Phil Collins TriviaEdit

• Phil Collins is bald, but not in the handsome way like Dick Cheney.
• In 1985, Phil Collins kicked a gnu in the junk for looking at him funny. This experience inspired him to write the hit song "Sussudio."