User:PhantomDuck

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User:PhantomDuck
is a member of the Bear Hunters of America.
Be Scared, Bears.

PhantomDuck
is Very Manly™.

User:PhantomDuck
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Phantom Duck

[edit] Phantom Duck

Anti-Eco Crusader, Protector of the Proletariat, Writer of Wrongs, Exposer of Corruption, Off Road Maven, Perturber of any government organizaion that describes itself with an acronym or initials and Champion of the Constitution.

Located deep in my secret lair, somewhere in the Mojave Desert.

[edit] The Artist Formally Known As "Dune"

Formally known as Mr Dune, fired from OffRoad.com (search Mr Dune) for being too outspoken Truthy for their new corporate owners, Advanstar.

[edit] Truthyisms

Here are some of my Truthyisms Off-Road.com tried to hide with redirects and broken links... But you can't fool me, I'm a Genius!

• A Rosie By Any Other Name Still Smells Like Crap
• Disinformatzia
• California Bites
• It's a Jeep Thing, You Wouldn't Understand...
• Save the Chupacabra!

[edit] Trutibutions

[edit] Quotes

"Gonzo is the only type of journalism!"
"Sic Sempre Tyrannis!"
"Piss on eco-fags!"
"Does Obamanomics come with Astroglide?"

[edit] The Duck on the Job

On The Job...
Phantom Duck, astride the Duckpsychle, preparing to go spike tree huggers The Duck Truck, for the most stubborn eco-eradications!	Quack Attack! For high speed Eco Terrorist interventions and interdictions. Ssssshhhh! Be very, very quiet... I'm hunting Terrorists.	On patrol in the South Mojave with Billy Joel, closet Republican. Lover of The Baby Jesus. The Duckmobile, ever ready to roam the desert in search of eco-fags, and burning man followers to squish.

[edit] Known Duck Associates

Known Associates
"Elliot Ness, Duck's great'great uncle, role model and the original "Untouchable" G-man." "Steel Panther AKA Metal Skool, The raunchiest, foul mouthed, groupie banging, scumbag Heavy Metal band in the world. Metal Gods."	"Hunter S. Thompson Was A dear friend and mentor. May his tortured soul rest in peace." The Piano Man, Billy Joel, Better on the ivories than Elton John and loves The Baby Jesus.	"Ted Nugent, Old friend and Bear Hunters of America member. Bow hunting with Ted is like riding the wild Teacups at Disneyland on speed. Read my interview with Ted at OffRoad.com" "Tony Creed Master jeweler to the Metal Gods."

[edit] Credits

--PhantomDuck 14:00, 15 June 2009 (UTC)