For 2007, People Magazine selected Stephen Colbert as
one of the sexiest men alive. The introduction to the article that he wrote for the section on Men With Glasses is shown below.
"I am sexy. This is not my ego talking: PEOPLE magazine says I'm sexy, and I accept that. Who am I to argue? I'm just a person. They're PEOPLE."
In November of 2007, People Magazine announced another "Sexiest Men" issue, despite already awarding Dr. Colbert earlier.
In their internets tube, they teased their groundbreaking issue with a one-minute video proclaiming 100 men in a minute.
The video showed clips of various men in rapid-fire editing style, but no Dr. Colbert.
Matthew McConaughey was, however, thrown in near the end.
But, Matt Damon? Matt Damon!? He's one dimple away from being an Affleck! Bad move, People!