Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

The Pentagon

shows the proper respect America's Military deserves

The Pentagon
is a Plutonium-Level
Member of the
Debt-Miles
Reward Program^®

The Pentagon

Pentagon aerial view
Established:	1492
Headquarters of:	Joint Chiefs of Staff Department of Defense
Built:	By James Bond
Personnel:	Don't like handing out "politically sensative information [1]

The Pentagon is a sacred place were America's Troops (another name for the Department of Defense) come together each day to develope ways to Pwn America's enemies even more..er.

The building essentially houses all the major branches:

• Blackwater (special forces & interrogation units )
• KBR (Chow hall)

As well as other out-of-date, less streamline branches such as the Army

Protecting AmericaEdit

The Pentagon protects America from all enemies, from without and especially from within. The Pentagon uses special relationships with Smith and Wesson to keep close tabs on those who would do skulls harm.

Hippies are high on the list, so the Pentagon takes great care to protect their soldiers, sailors and Marines from the filth of hippies.

Commander in Chief Obama has also ordered the Pentagon to open white people's mail.

Pentagon's Mutibillion Dollars Secret ProjectsEdit

External TubesEdit

• Pentagon to build Laser shooting sharks
• Pentagon refuses to give money to welfare queen
• Pentagon disposes WMDs
• Pentagon to blackout their address. Terrorists cannot find Pentagon's mail box
• Carebear threatens America's National Security
• Army pays $32 billion dollars on pixie fairy dust!
• Pentagon buys another golden toilet
• Pentagon to use Jihadists to overthrown the Obama Regime