Pegan is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!

"Pegan"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Cults

$cientology Lutheranology Bearism Wikipedism Jewism Utah's Marriage Cult Moo-slim That Pasta-based "Religion" SubGeniism India's Dot "Religion" China's Fat-Guy "Religion" Voo-doo That Goth-chick "Religion" Madonna's Jew-ism Liberalism Wu-Tang Clan Bonoschtapo Hippie Crap 1337 Meteorology

People Who Are in Cults

Katie Holmes Will Smith Tom Cruise Kool-Aid Drinkers The Baby Satan

A pegan is the vegan animal-worshippers of PETA. Their "reasoning", by and large, is rooted in Animal Worship, Wicca, and vegetarianism. Stephen's truth, on the other hand, is based on the dominion given to man over all of creation. Witches are pegans in a coven called the ACLU.