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"Pedobear"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
NAMBLA
Pedobear
is a Member of the
NAMBLA Family of Associations
Since 1999
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"Pedobear"
may or may not be in Asia or good at math
Pl-pedo-bear
Loli tested, Pedobear approved!
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Pedobear
Under deceptively cute exterior of this bear lies an ungodly pedo!
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Pedobears are a form of godless bears, except that in addition to being godless killing machines, they are godless pedophiles. It is a famous Japanese meme and is known in Japan as "Kuma" (meaning "Bear"). One Pedobear also had a cameo role in I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby's novel, The Apprentice, which just so happens to take Pedobear's home country.


The unholy origins of Pedobear

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This is how it was conceived.

Parent Beware

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Pedobear Ice Cream: Kids! Don’t be afraid of the cream!
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Parents beware! Pedobears have become mascots for online pedophiles, specifically targeting innocent prepubescent girls. (Just google "pedobear" to find all those ungodly sites for lovers of immoral bears.)

CloseQNotes If you go down to the woods today,
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today,
You'd better go in disguise.
For ev'ry Pedo that ever there was,
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Pedo Bears have their picnic.
Ev'ry Pedo Bear who's "sportin' wood",
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous lolis to lick,
And wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
They'll chase and rape as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the Pedo Bears have their picnic!
OpenQNotes
~Pedobears

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The kids last picnic…
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Ties To The Greater Bear Family

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Pedobear Plushie was considered the worst toy ever created. Not even one was ever sold. It came with the slogan “For all the lolies in the world. To keep you warm during those cold lonely nights…”
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Pedobear possesses a cute teddy bear appearance. The exact relationships between Pedobear and teddy bear is unknown but experts believe that they are taken advantage of by the Pedobears to "get girls used to it," as one captive Pedobear said, before killing most of his interviewers and escaping. Experts believe that once innocent prepubescent girls are used to hugging, snuggling, and kissing teddy bears, the girls will be open to being hugged and kissed by Pedobear.

Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature's First Sexual Predator(02:11)
The First Prehistoric Pedobear
Pedobear "Doubt" Trailer(01:02)
Hollywood would make a movie about this monster.

Elite Lolidefense Force

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Loli Air Force: The 501st Strike Witches Division
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To combat the ungodly scourge that is the Pedobear, the brave and noble lolis of the world gathered forth to form the Elite Lolidefense Force (ELF) to protect their sisterhood. ELF consists of the best skilled and the most combat hardened lolis ranging from mecha pilots to magical girls to kunoichi. ELF has launched a world-wide bear-hunt and will track down the very sick bear to bring it to justice.

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The brave lolis of ELF: “Fighting the pedobears of today so you don’t have to tomorrow”
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Honorary ELFs

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Loli and dangerous
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Too Old; Do Not Want!

The catch phrase of Pedobear is "Too Old; Do Not Want!", which he used to describe every girl who is not a loli.

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From loli to all woman… yep, pedobear wont even touch her as soon as she got her first pubic hair…

Meeting Chris Hansen

Chris Hansen trapped Pedobear once, but Pedobear escaped by pretended to commit suicide in front of the camera.

ChrisHanson
I once met him, nice guy… errr… I mean…
I never seeing this man before!
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Pedobear Watch: Pedo Alert!!!

The most recent sighting of a Pedobear: National Forest, Oregon, USA, Google Maps Umattilla National Forest, Oregon, USA

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Dont be a Hero!
If you see Pedobear, call the police!
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Friends of Pedobear

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Look, is the Pedopals!
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Loli+Donald
Donald Duck enjoying his "sweet"
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PopePandas
The Pope's Pedoandas
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Azumanga Daioh - Little Girls (Won Best Comedy at Nekocon X)(04:04)
Mr. Kimura: Honorary Pedobear


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Kozue, you bastard!
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The Pedobear Test

It is strange, but Wikiality.com has learned that the majority of people dont know if they are a Pedobear's friend or not. We suspect many gays and liburals are friends of Pedobear, and there is no way that Real Americans would mingle with such a sexual deviant... But to test our theory we are providing you with a simple test to determine who is a friend of Pedobear and who is not... LOOK AT THE PICTURE!

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The Loli

If you are a friend of Pedobear, please contact your local police department so you can be added to the Sexual Predator list sent to a paradise island filled with lolies!

Pedobear Runs for President in 2008

("A free loli in every home" ~ Pedobear's campaign slogan)

The Pedobear-Loli War of 1947

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The leader of ELF (and part time British Maid) leads the army to retake the island…
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There is never a bad time for tea time… Yes, that's a plane!
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Mechamusumebritishtank
ELF got help from the British. Yes that's a tank!
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UNCLE PEDOBEAR by Lemon of Doom
Pedobear's Army
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A German Battleship Cruiser… wait… that’s a ship???
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After the outbreak of WWII, there was a secret war taking place behind the scenes. The Pedo-loli War of 1947 was one of those secret wars. The Lolis around the world were tired of being chased by Pedobear and friends, so the lolies around the world formed a great world alliance known as ELF and its charter was the total annihilation of Pedobears and friends, but what they didn't count on was that Pedobear had a lot of friends... a lot of them. But Lolies made a large number of the population and they launched a secret attack on "Pantsu Island" (formerly known as Loli Island), it was called "Operation Rorikon". It was the start of another World War...

At first the Nations of the world didnt want to help, they were pretty much tired after WWII but when they learned that Pedobear was on the loose and it threatened the World's supplies of lolies they realized they couldn't let that perverted Bear to get away with it. Lolies were and still are a National Treasure! So they gave ELF unlimited funds and resources to stop Pedobear at all cost! America, Germany, Britain, Canada, Italy, and other Nations lent their troops and weaponry for the good of Lolikind.

The ELFs gathered the armies of the world and they were able to command a large force of troops, tanks, airplanes and other military weaponry for "Operation Rorikon". They knew that the battle for "Pantsu Island" would be extremely difficult and dangerous. ELF knew that Pedobear and friends had large resources and access to illegal funds for their devious operation to take over the lolies of the world. ELF could not let that to happen! Nor did the other Nations of the world wanted to allow their most treasured resources, the lolies, be stolen from them.

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Photos from the Eastern Front
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Pedobearforce One

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"Pantsu Island Falls"

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Pantsu Iron Cross
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In 1951 Pedobear and friends lost too many troops and they realized that they would never survive another attack from ELF. They beg Pedobear to surrender but he refused, he was already gone mad and in denial with the situation. Many of Pedobear's troops decided to take their lives, while other preferred to surrendered to their enemies. But Pedobear was insisting that the war could be won soon. He locked himself in a bunker and in his delusions of madness developed grandiose plans with "imaginary troops" defending his homeland, even though he had already lost 1/3 of his Pedo-army to the ELF forces.

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“1951: The Fall of Pantsu Island”
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ELF's Secret Weapon: The Mio Moe Beam

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Seconds before the firing of the Moe Beam
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“The Moe Beam” ELF’s deadliest weapon… (don’t ask…)
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The Filthy Libural Internet (Al Gore's and Pedobear's domain)

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The Series of Tubes Libural Whore and Mascot

Stephen Vs Pedobear

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Stephen Colbert Brings The Truthiness About Pedobear
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Olympics

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Polish Newspaper Welcomes Their New Pedobear Overlord
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Pedobearolympics
The Pedolympics will start with the Loliton, the chasing of a hundred lolies, and hunting lolies on the wild
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See also




Loliasiangirlguns
ELF Wants You!
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Pedobear Seal of Approval Tubes

Pl-pedo-bear
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Mio Beam(00:36)
I knew those things could kill you
New KICK-ASS Red Band Trailer - Hit Girl(01:23)
an ELF agent
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