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Pedobear

"Pedobear"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Pedobear
is a Member of the
NAMBLA Family of Associations
Since 1111

"Pedobear"
may or may not be in Asia or good at math

Under deceptively cute exterior of this bear lies an ungodly pedo!
Added by Bearologist

Pedobears are a form of godless bears, except that in addition to being godless killing machines, they are godless pedophiles. It is a famous Japanese meme and is known in Japan as "Kuma" (meaning "Bear"). One Pedobear also had a cameo role in I. Lewis 'Scooter' Libby's novel, The Apprentice, which just so happens to take Pedobear's home country.

1 Parent Beware
2 Ties To The Greater Bear Family
3 Elite Lolidefense Force
- 3.1 Honorary ELFs
4 Too Old; Do Not Want!
5 Meeting Chris Hansen
6 Pedobear Watch: Pedo Alert!!!
7 Friends of Pedobear
- 7.1 The Pedobear Test
8 Pedobear Runs for President in 2008
9 The Pedobear-Loli War of 1947
10 The Filthy Libural Internet (Al Gore's and Pedobear's domain)
11 Stephen Vs Pedobear
12 Olympics
13 See also
14 Pedobear Seal of Approval Tubes

Parent BewareEdit

Pedobear Ice Cream: Kids! Don’t be afraid of the cream!
Added by Mutopis

Parents beware! Pedobears have become mascots for online pedophiles, specifically targeting innocent prepubescent girls. (Just google "pedobear" to find all those ungodly sites for lovers of immoral bears.)

If you go down to the woods today,

You're sure of a big surprise

If you go down to the woods today,

You'd better go in disguise.

For ev'ry Pedo that ever there was,

Will gather there for certain, because

Today's the day the Pedo Bears have their picnic.

Ev'ry Pedo Bear who's "sportin' wood",

Is sure of a treat today.

There's lots of marvelous lolis to lick,

And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees,

They'll chase and rape as long as they please

'Cause that's the way the Pedo Bears have their picnic!

~Pedobears

Ties To The Greater Bear FamilyEdit

Pedobear possesses a cute teddy bear appearance. The exact relationships between Pedobear and teddy bear is unknown but experts believe that they are taken advantage of by the Pedobears to "get girls used to it," as one captive Pedobear said, before killing most of his interviewers and escaping. Experts believe that once innocent prepubescent girls are used to hugging, snuggling, and kissing teddy bears, the girls will be open to being hugged and kissed by Pedobear.

The First Prehistoric Pedobear

Hollywood would make a movie about this monster.

Elite Lolidefense ForceEdit

To combat the ungodly scourge that is the Pedobear, the brave and noble lolis of the world gathered forth to form the Elite Lolidefense Force (ELF) to protect their sisterhood. ELF consists of the best skilled and the most combat hardened lolis ranging from mecha pilots to magical girls to kunoichi. ELF has launched a world-wide bear-hunt and will track down the very sick bear to bring it to justice.

Honorary ELFsEdit

Too Old; Do Not Want!Edit

The catch phrase of Pedobear is "Too Old; Do Not Want!", which he used to describe every girl who is not a loli.

Meeting Chris HansenEdit

Chris Hansen trapped Pedobear once, but Pedobear escaped by pretended to commit suicide in front of the camera.

Pedobear Watch: Pedo Alert!!!Edit

The most recent sighting of a Pedobear: National Forest, Oregon, USA, Google Maps Umattilla National Forest, Oregon, USA

Dont be a Hero!
If you see Pedobear, call the police!
Added by Mutopis

Friends of PedobearEdit

Mr. Kimura: Honorary Pedobear

Donald Duck of Disney
Warren Jeffs, King of Polygamists
OVER 9000 Catholic Priests (even the Pope approves)
Mark Foley
~~The Republican Party~~ The Democratic Party
Rich People

The Pedobear TestEdit

It is strange, but Wikiality.com has learned that the majority of people dont know if they are a Pedobear's friend or not. We suspect many gays and liburals are friends of Pedobear, and there is no way that Real Americans would mingle with such a sexual deviant... But to test our theory we are providing you with a simple test to determine who is a friend of Pedobear and who is not... LOOK AT THE PICTURE!

The Loli
Added by WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

If you are a friend of Pedobear, please contact your local police department so you can be ~~added to the Sexual Predator list~~ sent to a paradise island filled with lolies!

Pedobear Runs for President in 2008Edit

("A free loli in every home" ~ Pedobear's campaign slogan)

The Pedobear-Loli War of 1947Edit

After the outbreak of WWII, there was a secret war taking place behind the scenes. The Pedo-loli War of 1947 was one of those secret wars. The Lolis around the world were tired of being chased by Pedobear and friends, so the lolies around the world formed a great world alliance known as ELF and its charter was the total annihilation of Pedobears and friends, but what they didn't count on was that Pedobear had a lot of friends... a lot of them. But Lolies made a large number of the population and they launched a secret attack on "Pantsu Island" (formerly known as Loli Island), it was called "Operation Rorikon". It was the start of another World War...

At first the Nations of the world didnt want to help, they were pretty much tired after WWII but when they learned that Pedobear was on the loose and it threatened the World's supplies of lolies they realized they couldn't let that perverted Bear to get away with it. Lolies were and still are a National Treasure! So they gave ELF unlimited funds and resources to stop Pedobear at all cost! America, Germany, Britain, Canada, Italy, and other Nations lent their troops and weaponry for the good of Lolikind.

The ELFs gathered the armies of the world and they were able to command a large force of troops, tanks, airplanes and other military weaponry for "Operation Rorikon". They knew that the battle for "Pantsu Island" would be extremely difficult and dangerous. ELF knew that Pedobear and friends had large resources and access to illegal funds for their devious operation to take over the lolies of the world. ELF could not let that to happen! Nor did the other Nations of the world wanted to allow their most treasured resources, the lolies, be stolen from them.

Pedobearforce OneEdit

"Pantsu Island Falls"Edit

In 1951 Pedobear and friends lost too many troops and they realized that they would never survive another attack from ELF. They beg Pedobear to surrender but he refused, he was already gone mad and in denial with the situation. Many of Pedobear's troops decided to take their lives, while other preferred to surrendered to their enemies. But Pedobear was insisting that the war could be won soon. He locked himself in a bunker and in his delusions of madness developed grandiose plans with "imaginary troops" defending his homeland, even though he had already lost 1/3 of his Pedo-army to the ELF forces.