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SmilinTedHaggard
Despite what you may have heard
Paul Barnes
Is totally not gay!
JesusRebel
Paul Barnes
is an American Man of God!!!


Paul Barnes is a disgraced Colorado pastor who resigned after admitting to his congregation in a videotaped message he had had sexual relations with other men. Of course, that doesn't mean that Pastor Barnes is gay.

Not Ted HaggardEdit

Apparently, "Pastor" Barnes spent his life racked with guilt:

"I have struggled with homosexuality since I was a 5-year-old boy. ... I can't tell you the number of nights I have cried myself to sleep, begging God to take this away."

Ted Haggard, on the other hand, had no problem whatsoever hating and loathing himself as scripture dictates. Haggard, of course, never cried himself to sleep or at any other time, which would totally be gay.

And, Ted was the right kind of Christian, one who spoke many times about the politics that isolated and discriminated against him and his kind. Barnes, however, did not.

"I can't think of a single sermon where he ever had a political agenda," said an unnamed freak from Barnes' so-called "church".

Who has ever heard of an American pastor not talking politics? This guy Barnes is obviously a commie.


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