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Patriotism is something only god-fearing Real Americans such as Republicans can possess. Liberals, Nancy Pelosi, Cindy Sheehan and Democrats can't possess patriotism because they are so bent on destroying America and aiding the terrorists.

Ways to Show One's PatriotismEdit

Slogans and ClichesEdit

ClothingEdit

ShoppingEdit

A perfect way to show patriotism is to buy clothing at the Colbert Nation Site

CultureEdit

"Patriotism"
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