Patriotism

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Patriotism is doing what's right for your country and your family!

Patriotism is something only god-fearing Real Americans such as Republicans can possess. Liberals, Nancy Pelosi, Cindy Sheehan and Democrats can't possess patriotism because they are so bent on destroying America and aiding the terrorists.

[edit] Ways to Show One's Patriotism

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[edit] Shopping

A perfect way to show patriotism is to buy clothing at the Colbert Nation Site

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Yea, Yea... the troops. Now get the f*ck outta my way!

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