Sometimes called "townhall bingo," "turfer bingo" or "turfer parrot bingo," this game is best played at townhall meetings hosted by libruls, who dare to speak to Regular Americans.

MAKE A NEW CARD

Turfer Parrot Bingo!
FEMA camps	Frank Marshall Davis	plans to enslave white people	Cash for Clunkers	taxed enough already
give America to the Chinese	elitist	Kenya	doing too much	That One
take our guns	take God out of school	FREE SPACE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!1! FREE SPACE	Lou Dobbs	kill grandma
fluoridated water	Jesus	know-it-all	liberty	I pay your salary
State Department	give jobs to gays	lipstick on a pig	9/11	the UN

How To PlayEdit

1. Make a screencapture of your bingo card, then print it out.
2. Take your bingo card with you when you attend a townhall meeting to hear your elected representative speak about healthcare and when a turfer says one of your words, make a mark on that spot with a pen or crayon.
3. when you can get five spots marked in a row, stand up and shout BINGO!