Parkinson's Disease
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Parkinson's disease is a fictional ailment invented by Michael J. Fox in an attempt to further the evil Liberal agenda of murdering babies.
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[edit] Basics
[edit] Symptoms
The "symptoms" of this "disease" include being Canadian and repeatedly leaning back and forth, a common tactic employed by liberals to confuse their enemies, similar to the actions of snake charmers. Our great American hero and neurologist, Dr. Rush Limbaugh, MD, Phd., was quick to strike a blow for truthiness against Mr. Fox, revealing Mr. Fox's admittedly admirable acting skills as well as his extensive ties to Communism.
[edit] Who Is Likely to Get Parkinson's
[edit] Treatment
[edit] Medical Advances
[edit] Controversy
There are some members of the factonista who may claim that Mr. Fox was actually suffering from an advanced, crippling neurological disorder. However, it is also important to note that this disorder affects the brain and that true knowledge comes from the gut, making the proponents of these so called "facts" gutless. In addition, Mr. Fox's constant physical movement can also be considered as a sign of waffling.
