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If you work hard, you'll get ahead as a Page

Pages are special Congressional assistants who throw themselves on unsuspecting Republican Congressmen.

According to the America-loving journalists at FOX, pages are sexual predators looking out for lonely, overworked Republican Congressmen living far from home just so they can take advantage of their forgiving and helpful natures.

Pages are terrorists inserted by liberals to try and destroy the Republican Party, but Bob Woodward would never write a book about that.

[edit] The 2006-07 Page Uniform Collection

The 2006-07 Page Uniform, males

The 2006-07 Page Uniform, females