Paddington

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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Paddington-nejad is a terrorist.
He loves marmalade sandwiches almost as much as he hates America!

Beware America! Paddington is an infamous Bearrorist, who has long sought to destroy our freedomist and capitalist ideologies!

After attending training camps in Darkest Peru, Paddington is now known to be part of a terror cell for the notorious Bear-Qaeda. Judging by the large trench coat he always wears he is obviously plotting to carry out terrible activities. Probably either suicide bombing or flashing innocent passers-by.






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