PETA

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THIS PAGE IS ABOUT THE HIPPIE PETA, FOR THE REAL AMERICAN MEAT-EATING PETA SEE: REAL PETA

PETA
is a Member of the
NAMBLA Family of Associations
Since 1000
Mahmoud Ahmedi-PETA-nejad is a terrorist.
"PETA"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Siteā„¢
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
PETA
is a drunk.
The New Leader of PETA: Che Guevara II (hippie vegetarian socialism may be terrifying, but it is also hawt!)

PETA is a silly attention-whoring, drama-queen-fueled animal rights group that wants to stop Americans from doing anything even remotely American including eating meat, fishing, caging animals for our amusement, shooting animals for our amusement, wearing the skins of animals, eating animals, or dressing up as animals to have outrageous, freakish, kinky sex. It's called a furry fetish and there's nothing wrong with it; ask your mom.

The only way to combat PETA's subversive tactics is to make up for the animals that they are not killing. So go, buy a gun, wallpaper your house with bear pelts, feed grease-covered sponges to packs of wild dogs and coyotes, Follow the great example of Theodore Roosevelt.

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