PETA
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THIS PAGE IS ABOUT THE HIPPIE PETA, FOR THE REAL AMERICAN MEAT-EATING PETA SEE: REAL PETA
PETA is a silly attention-whoring, drama-queen-fueled animal rights group that wants to stop Americans from doing anything even remotely American including eating meat, fishing, caging animals for our amusement, shooting animals for our amusement, wearing the skins of animals, eating animals, or dressing up as animals to have outrageous, freakish, kinky sex. It's called a furry fetish and there's nothing wrong with it; ask your mom.
The only way to combat PETA's subversive tactics is to make up for the animals that they are not killing. So go, buy a gun, wallpaper your house with bear pelts, feed grease-covered sponges to packs of wild dogs and coyotes, Follow the great example of Theodore Roosevelt.
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- PETA.org - precisely why the honorable Senator Ted Stevens worries about the tubes exploding
- Online petition to remove PETA from existence!
- Central Florida Gator Eating & fish report, a site dedicated to catching and eating fish that PETA most likely hates
- Texas animal shooting & hooking site devoted to the best hunting place in the world Texas where you can kill a deer and eat it within five minutes of waking up, which pussies like PETA hate
- The PETA war on furries
- PETA demands Obama's impeachment for murder!
- PETA unveils lettuce clothing line
- PETA to shave whales now!
