Oxycontin

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OxyContin is a brand name for the miracle drug, oxycodone, that gives the user superpowers not unlike God or His Son, Jesus.

If by some unfortunate twist of fate you become addicted to oxycodone, it is important to remember that you are not a drug addict, but merely a busy, important man who needs to blow off steam now and again. Putting you in prison with all those scumbag potheads would therefore be a gross miscarriage of justice.

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