Ottawa

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Ottawa
is a City found in Canada, eh.


Ottawa
Mayor: Rick Mercer
City Motto: Come to Ottawa to fight for your right to complain on a daily basis
Nickname: Pottawa
Theme Song: A place to stand, a place to grow, Ottawa's home in Ontario
Population: Home of the Senators
Standard MPH: Class 6 rapids on the Ottawa river, official transportation method of Ottawa
Principal industries: Letter writing
Fun Fact # 1: The only province with the 5th season 'Canadark': the 6 months of pure darkness Ontario faces every winter
Fun Fact # 2: Most people in Canada assume Ottawa is in the Province of Quebec

This is why Toronto is the real capital. EAT IT Ottawa!


Contents

[edit] Ottawa History

[edit] Ottawa Today

[edit] Popular Ethnic Neighborhoods In Ottawa

[edit] Ottawa Landmarks

[edit] Famous People From Ottawa

[edit] A Typical Day In Ottawa

[edit] Strange Laws in Ottawa

It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.

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