Operation Ballstorm
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Created in the beautiful Republican head tubes of Condoleeza Rice, Operation Ballstorm was an aggressive military campaign carried out in Iraq, and an important front in the Long War Freemerican Victernity Made in China.
[edit] Background
Operation Ballstorm was preceded by Operation Protective Sac, a purely defensive positioning of United States Armed Forces in the region, intended to exert pressure on America's enemies there to disarm.
[edit] Command Structure
- Deity-in-Chief: God
- Commander-in-Chief: George W. Bush
- Secretary of Defense: insert name of scapegoat #1 here
- Theater of Operations Commander: insert name of scapegoat #2 here
- Secretary of Defense: insert name of scapegoat #1 here
- Commander-in-Chief: George W. Bush


