Mr. North's Military CareerEdit
to support the Nicaraguan resistance was a neat idea.” 
~ Ollie's Assessment of Iran-Contra
Oliver North Factoids Edit
- Smuggled drugs for noble purposes.
- Thinks Jimmy Carter is really really bad.
- He never told a lie in his life.
- He was a peacekeeping soldier, not a combat soldier.
- He is a committed Christian.
- The Iran-Contra Affair is just a myth made up by filthy liberals who hate America and the The Baby Jesus and will burn in hell.
- Ronald Reagan is in heaven giving him a thumbs up.
- ↑ Super. Hetero. Intelligent. Toughguy