Old is a state of being for anyone who is over 70 years old.

How Can You Tell If Someone Is Old?Edit

• they can't hear very well
• they remember things that don't exist anymore
• they wear diapers (babies are just old fetuses)

See AlsoEdit

• John McCain
• Robert Byrd
• Don Rickles
• Old People
• No Country For Old Men
• No Country For Old Bears
• Young

External TubesEdit

• Old ladies arrested for being old
• Epic Beard Man McCain wins Presidential debate, suck it Obama!

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