Norse Mythology
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Norse is an old-fashioned way of saying "Norwegian". It is the common name for the frozen religion of the North.
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[edit] Gods
[edit] Odin
Odin is the one eyed Viking god of everything. He, and his religion is paganistic and sinful, and they kill puppies.
Odin has three sons that I know of, who's names Baldar, Thor, and Loki. Baldar is the norse God of beauty, Thor is the norse God of Thunder, and Loki is the norse God of mischief.
[edit] Odin's Sons
[edit] Baldar
Norse god of beauty, he is the first son of Odin
Baldar is actually the follicle-less god.
[edit] Thor
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Of mysterious descent, Thor is most famous for being the Secretary of War (and subsequenly the Secretary of Defense) for Norway. Inflamed with the fervor of lightning and the power of thunder, Thor rose to the top of his field in warcraft during World War I, World War II and is recognized as the original formulator of the idea which inspired World of Warcraft. Of course, the bears and liberals made a concerted attack upon the righteous aspirations of Thor by hijacking his idea and smashing into the Satanic (or Peloskic) monstrosity which it is now recognized as.
In World War I, Thor led the mighty advance from the North which is largely unrecognized as the true defeat of the Fermans. His march on Germany, preceded by un-brain-washing rays from his hammer, Mjolnir, was greeted with shouts of glee and songs from pleasant Bavaria from pretty blonde women from all over the Deutschland.
Between World Wars I and II, Thor resolved to study warcraft on the planet Zenn-La (Home of the Silver Surfer) in preparation for the off-chance possibility of another rise by an evil empire out of the generally magical land of Europe. Due to the absence of the market-stabilizing force of his hammer, Mjolnir, Depression engulfed the civlized world in what is now referred to as the First post-Thor Era.
With the onset of the Second World War, Thor hurried back to Earth from Zenn-La to create a doppleganger of himself (with the help of genius Albert Einstein) to fight back both the Fermans in the European Theatre and the Japanese in the Pacific Theatre. At the end of the war (after many great Thor-led victories such as D-Day and Iwo Jima), Thor and his doppleganger were fused together to form Ultimate Thor, which has a video game incarnation in Marvel Ultimate Alliance. In the Post-World War II era, Thor's hammer Mjolnir became empowered with the ability to "strongly discourage" (eradicate) all potential Ferman influence.
Currently, Thor resides in Asgard, the home of the Gods, keeping a watchful eye on the the world's financial markets and the memory of Optimus Prime.
He was also a son of Odin.
Known for his huge hammer Mjolnir, Thor was responsible for all things powerful in the nature of those he interacted with.
[edit] Loki
Norse god of fraternities, he is the third son of Odin
[edit] Siegfried und Brunhilde
[edit] The Valkyries, Nibelungs and Volsungs Walk Into A Bar...
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