Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. has diagnosed your head tube with
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
Earning you 88 Thetans, collect and trade them in for special prizes

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (CDO^[1]) was once considered a mental disorder. Thanks to Dr. Michael Wiener Savage, however, we now know it to be a sham concocted by the liberal media to coddle spoiled children whose fathers aren't strong enough to abuse discipline them.

SymptomsEdit

• Anything Michael Wiener's dad would beat him up for

Treatment, Prevention And CureEdit

As we now know from Dr. Savage's exhaustive verbal diarrhea research, the only cure known for CDO is to suck it up and be a man.

Jobs That A Person With Untreated CDO Would Be Really Good AtEdit

• IRS investigator
• Accountant
• WMD inspector... provided he is good and dosed up

NotesEdit

1. ↑ A person who truly has OCD prefers the letters to be in alphabetical order

After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Obsessive Compulsive Disorder undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.