OJ Simpson
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
OJ Simpson, AKA "The Juice," AKA "Killer," is a former football running back who rose to even greater fame as a Hollywood actor.
Today, OJ quietly spends his time as an acquited murderer shys away from the spotlight. Unable to stay away from the media for too long, however, in 2007, Simpson made headlines again for allegedly breaking into a Las Vegas hotel room to steal take retrieve sports memorabilia that allegedly belonged to him.
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[edit] Success
OJ initially found success on the football diamond playing the position of runnings-amoc-black. When not tearing into "tight ends" or enjoying time under a pile of several men on the football court, OJ soon rose to fame in television commercials.
[edit] Hollywood Calls
OJ's commercials served as a springboard to take on film roles in Hollywood. Unlike the majority of actors in Hollywood, OJ is all-man. Thus, he stared in a number of action packed, God-fearing movies.
[edit] Backlash
The Pansy Hollywood establishment eventually grew tired of OJ's success. Thus, OJ was framed for some minor crime that has largely been forgotten.
As a result of negatively publicity stemming from this frame-up, however, OJ's career sufferred through a period of decline. For example, OJ was originally set to star in "The Terminator," but was deemed "too nice" by producers. OJ Simpson may have a heart of gold, but he also has a bloody glove.
[edit] Bright Future
After a few down years (due to circumstances largely out of his control), OJ is set to return to the mainstream in a big way. There is speculation that OJ and Robert Blake will star in revival of Neil Simon's The Odd Couple in which they will play two apartment mates who are, instead of divorced men, widowers trying to find their spouses' killers.
[edit] Factoids
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- Nevada did what California was too Pansfied to do. 20 years. Buh bye!
- OJ was NEVER found guilty of murdering anybody. Only evil people are killers. Nixo-facto, OJ is not evil.
- OJ is Michael Vick's role model.
- OJ is routinely thrown out of restaurants, by irate managers who refuse to serve a murderer. He was banned from the Palms hotel in Las Vegas , by the owners, who want nothing to do with him.
- "Looking for his spouse's killer" is OJ's euphemism for playing golf.
- His nieces are Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. His brother is Joe Simpson.
- Is the creater of The Simpsons.
- The difference between OJ Simpson and Clay Aiken? The Juice isn't coming out anytime soon.
- OJ is a traditional African name.
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