North Carolina
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North Carolina 
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| Capital: | Cary (soon will be) |
| State Flower: | Gold Medal All-Purpose |
| Official Language: | Spainglish |
| State Bird: | Cardinal |
| State Motto: | Red Necks Rule |
| Nickname: | The Tar Heel State |
| Governor: | Yes |
| State Anthem: | The Final Countdown |
| Population: | 100,049,313 pieces of furniture
27 cows |
| Standard MPH: | 45, unless in a work zone, then its 75 |
| Principal imports: | Virgin Yellow Poplar Wood (to make more furniture) |
| Principal exports: | Coffee Tables |
| Principal industries: | Furniture Stores Going Out of Business |
| Fun Fact # 1: | North Carolina is where George Washington discovered the first entertainment center. |
| Fun Fact # 2: | Gambling is illegal in North Carolina with two exceptions: the Native American Casino and the state lottery. Go figure. |
North Carolina (South Carolina's North Dakota) is home of the sofa table and Biff Henderson
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[edit] Discovery
North Carolina was discovered by Sir Walter Raleigh. He was English, and as such, too stupid to survive for long in America.
[edit] History
Which was North Carolina's greater historic and cultural achievement: erecting the Tweetsie Railroad, or electing Liddy Dole? Scholars may argue, but the people of North Carolina agree. Neither was a particularly shining moment for this otherwise decent, proud state.
[edit] Achieving Statehood
One of the original thirteen colonies, North Carolina was never quite as good as Virginia, and definitely inferior to South Carolina, but quickly developed a reputation for kicking Georgia ass on an almost daily basis.
[edit] North Carolina Today
North Carolina is totally in the tank for Barack Hussein Obama. Apparently, this is the fault of all the blacks, latte liberals, college students, women, and other elitists traditionally thought to wield the bulk of the electoral power in Southern states.
[edit] North Carolina Landmarks
- The Cleveland County Fair
- Future Nascar Hall of Fame
- The City of Shelby
[edit] Famous North Carolinians
- Jesse Helms
- The Ghost of Jesse Helms[1]
- Elizabeth Dole
- Sir Walter Raleigh
- Indians
- Bears
- Wolves
- Amy Sedaris
- Michael Jordan
- Bucky the Deer
- Dale Earnhardt Jr.
- Dale Earnhardt Senior
- Chris Daughtry
[edit] A Typical Day in North Carolina
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[edit] General Lee and Cherokee
North Carolina has it all: beaches, golf, rolling hills, and mountains. It is also home to the finest of Native American Casino, the Cherokee Casino Resort. The casino caters to the local crowd by serving moonshine by the jug, offering mobile home connections in the parking lot, and replacing the bells and whistles on the slot machines with carbon monoxide powered glass packs.
The casino has been highly successful as red necks love to spend every nickel they earn. On any given weekend, thousands of families in pick-up trucks will pay $150 or more to watch cars drive around in a circle for a couple of hours. The same people will spend hours playing black-jack trying to get 24 to honor their favorite driver.
[edit] Beautiful and Exotic North Carolina Landmarks
There is a large cement pond in Greensboro, NC, which draws numerous visitors each year. Some days the fishers out number the swimmers. A definite must see if you have a bucket of shiners and a rod.
[edit] Facts
- There are 234.6 North Carolinians currently
- The largest mouse was discovered in 2005 in North Carolina; it was weighed and measured to be 12 feet long and 11.4 inches wide. It weighed 200 lbs.
[edit] Laws Unique To North Carolina
North Carolina is the only Southern state not to have protected itself against the gay marriage.
[edit] External Links
- Charitable Organizations in North Carolina
- mooslim terrorist brainwashed by "america-first" propaganda
[edit] Notes
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