Norm Coleman
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Norm Coleman is a Senator from Minnesota who had his ass handed to him George Galloway, a British Politician.
Norm is not going to Heaven because he's a Jew, but don't tell him that, we need him to stay in the Christian Party Republican Party so that he can destroy that immoral liberal Al Franken. Which he will, if he has to sue every ballot in the state out of existence!
[edit] Reasons to Vote for The Norm
- Al Franken is a Liberal Commie Pinko.
- Norm supported the troops by being for the war in Iraq before he was against it.
- He switches parties as often as Joe Lieberman
- He's a 99% improvement over that hippie Paul Wellstone
- Runner-up to Sara Palin in John McCain's VP contest
- More of the norm
- Wears a tie, unlike muslim socialist fascist liberals
