Nirvana

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"Nirvana"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Nirvana
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Nirvana photoshopped a penis onto Mary's Holy Child; what blasphemy!

Nirvana is a Pixies cover grunge band, fronted by hippie Kurt Cobain. They mock The Baby Jesus by putting his picture on the cover of their best selling album, Nevermind, telling fans to "never mind" The Baby Jesus. Justin Timberlake was a member but later left and founded *NSYNC. Soon after Kurt Cobain was killed by Courtney Love for not taking out the Garbage.

[edit] Band Members

• Kurt Cobain
• Justin Timberlake
• Bob Dylan