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There are many reasons for it not to be here:

1. it is spelled correctly
2. it is written in crystal clear American
3. it does not belong on a Stephen Colbert-centric wiki
4. you are too drunk/high/bigoted to know what you're doing

You have now pissed off Stephen.

Please remove your asshat and try again.

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