Nicole Richie

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Nicole Richie
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Nicole Richie
Was an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!
She has angered Stephen Colbert and made The Baby Jesus cry.
She is banished to Hell to be Martha Stewart's hand maiden.

Like,
Nicole Richie
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

Nicole Richie
is a drunk.

Nicole Richie is the daughter of Lionel Richie. She is unmarried and is pregnant. She is hurting The Baby Jesus because she should wait until marriage to have sex. She is a member of the Hollywood Pregnancy Association. She is pregnant yet again as of 2009 and is still unwed.

Miss Richie only weighs 98 pounds, including the baby. She gave birth to her daughter Harlow Winter Kate Madden on January 11, 2008 at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The father is Joel Madden of punk rock band Good Charlotte, and can look forward to a happy childhood seeing her mom's wardrobe malfunctions at home and on TV.