Newt Gingrich

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Newt Gingrich
is important enough for FOX to call "news".
Fox Reports, You Believe.

Newt Gingrich
is an important part of FOX's Election 2008 Coverage.

Newt Gingrich
was a United States Senator
for the state of Georgia, but has since "retired".

Newt Gingrich agrees with Rush,
One people, one empire, one leader!
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!

Newt Gingrich Today

Newt and Bill at the Gentleman's Cigar Club

The line in Newt's mind that separates hypocrisy from courage.

Former Speaker of the House and once-potential POTUS candidate in 2008, Newt Gingrich is known for his way with the ladies.

He was forced to divorce his third wife because she was inconsiderate enough to get cancer while he was busy having a career and a hot girlfriend. What a bitch.

In March 2007, during a radio interview with Focus on the Family's James Dobson, Gingrich admitted that he had carried on an extramarital affair during the time he was hounding Bill Clinton for his own infidelities. This is not the essence of hypocrisy, it is the essence of courage.

He did not run for the Presidency, even though he is the best adulterer the Republicans have.

Newt Gingrich with his ~~whore~~ ~~mistress~~ wife

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Newt doing what Newt does best, look closely

Newt during his college years.

Wants to do away with freedom of speech on the internets, as it only helps the terrorists, and his vision for America includes no rights for terrorists. Only liberals hate America.