New York Intellectuals
is "Dead To Me" ("Me" being Stephen Colbert)
New York Intellectuals should be dead to you, too.

A group of genetically engineered bears in the employ of communists. They disguise themselves as true Americans, but you can tell if they're really bears if they're reading the The New York Times. That's where they get their mission updates and communist messages, such as: what theatre they're going to meet at to plot America's destruction, what hotel to meet at to engage in godless acts of unmentionable horror, which new cafe to drink lattes at, and when to make their move against his holiness, George W. Bush. They deny truthiness, and worship fact.

They smell like charred American babies.

Eat It, New York IntellectualsEdit

See AlsoEdit

• Factonistas
• Factinistas
• Hate America Firsters
• Blame America First Crowd
• Phactwonistas
• Factonatrixes
• Communists
• The New York Times
• Dead to me

Image CreditEdit

Tombstone Generator, Copyright jjchandler.com

New York Intellectuals has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL