New York Giants
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The New York Giants invented football and are therefore to be considered the REAL Super Bowl Champions every single year.
[edit] History
The Giants were founded in 1925 by Wellington Mara, a close associate of Jesus. Wellington's concept was to show the world the supremacy and manliness of America, and New York in particular. His team was pretty much awesome every single year, especially in the 1950s, '60s, '70s, '80s, '90s, and '00s, resulting in the Giants symbolizing the good ol' days when America was pure. However, the presence of Hippies in the 1960s and '70s lead to no decline in the Giants' dominance of football. This was never started and therefore could not have ended in the early 1980s, when Lawrence Taylor broke Washington's Joe Theissman's leg, symbolizing Ronald Reagan coming to our great nation's capital and restoring Christian democracy.
[edit] Reasons why the Giants are awesome
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- The Giants defeated the evil Chicago Bears on November 12, 2006.
- Dr. Colbert is grateful for the Giants' Bear crushing ability.
- Their colors are red, white, and blue, making them an official team of America.
- On January 13, 2008 the Giants eliminated the evil communist team (see Dallas Cowboys), protecting the sacred Lombardi Trophy from them and making Terrell Owens cry like the sissy girl he is. He cried so many tears that they were able to be collected and used to nourish thousands of dehydrated African children.
