New Hampshire
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The "Hardcore" State of NEW HAMPSHIRE 
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| Capitol: | "Con-cahd" Guy, everyone knows that bud. |
| State Flower: | Lilac |
| Official Language: | "Canook"(Bastardised Canadian) & "New Englander" |
| State Bird: | The middle finger |
| State Motto: | Live free or do whatever it take so I don't dieEpisode #330 |
| Nickname: | "The Shire" |
| Governor: | Finally a Democrat! |
| State Anthem: | Where Mass spends it's dough. |
| Population: | increasingly BLUE. But still hovering near a million. |
| Standard MPH: | As fast as you CAN. |
| Principal imports: | not much. we got all we need and plenty of OLD money to last through the "economic downturns" |
| Principal exports: | Wicked good Corn and Wicked good lobstah. |
| Principal industries: | Used to be textiles in the industrial age, now it's turning to tech. The inventor of the Segway and more importantly the kidney dialosis mahcine hails from this quiet littel state of half rednecks and half yuppies. Somewhere in the middle lies the youth but they usually leave the state to make their money and return later in life to settle there... sometimes they return that is. |
| Fun Fact # 1: | A man got stabbed in the face for calling a redneck unamerican at the debut of Micheal Moores inflamatory 9-11 documentary. |
| Fun Fact # 2: | The crown gem of the state is mount Washington, a mountain that claims 3 lives a year on average, but has a road to the top of it! |
| Fun Fact # 3: | Producers of "Live free or Die Harder" payed $0 to rip off our state motto. |
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[edit] Discovery
New Hampshire was founded as one of the original 13 states, our militias were some of the best jungle warfare style fighters this new nation had, our most famous general (Gen John Stark) is known for his statement that "the redcoats fall or Molly Stark sleeps a widow tonight"! In short, yes we're big fans of ultimatums and inflamatory statements...
[edit] History
As said in previous section New Hampshire was a have for the refugees from Europe. Then the Tax-holes got involved. One can conclusively link the fact that the increase in immigration of residents form the south has decreased the enjoyment most NHites get from their weekend excursions. Over the past century, the fields and meadows that were created when the forests of NH were farmed, have grown back making New Hampshire the second most forested state in the nation by land percentage, next to it's neighboring state of Maine. The reason for New Hampshire only being the second forested state, is that many "Mainerds" came to NH, decreasing their forest destruction rate, while increasing New Hampshire's.
[edit] Achieving Statehood
New Hampshire; reflecting it's deep revolutionary roots, is the only state to have the Right to Revolution in it's constitution. History records that this state tried to become a state with the right to revolution, something that every New Hampshirite has deep inside of them, born of a time when we actually needed it. (hey we're kinda small)
[edit] New Hampshire Today
New Hampshire today is a landmark of battles between the early farmers and the repressing "regime". This battle is still fought but now on the interstates and roads of the state as both sides create the illusion of belonging to the other. The main forces in this war are the fast-drivers, the slow drivers, and the assholes. fast-drivers dislike slow drivers, and vice-versa. But both sides hate the assholes even more, because they won't pick a side. Though all new hampshire drivers can agree on there hatred of the mass-holes. All three classes will put aside there differences upon seeing those MA plates and come together to hate as one.
[edit] New Hampshire Landmarks
New Hampshire used to be famous for the visage of an old man created in the side of a mountain. But tragically this site fell to it's death a few years back. (although anyone who had taken the hike to see it close up knew that it was more concrete and chicken wire than "natural wonder". Efforts are being formed to recreate it though, rumor has it that they've gained popularity in the governing circles and even funding to the tune of a couple million.
==Famous New Hampshiritess==
New Hampshire sent one of it's teachers into space, but that shuttle blew up before it got into space. One also became president, but couldn't get anything done while in office
[edit] A Typical Day in New Hampshire
Move here and find out. otherwise...The citizens here like to be left alone, that's what "live free or die" means. If you bother them to much they will be very upset... and you will die.
